Alas, Pete, we hardly knew ye…

Here’s something fun to do that involves tormenting your favorite Pete.

Send me an e-mail with FOR PETE in the subject line and I’ll print it out and drop it in the mail to him the next time I send him a letter. I promised to try to mail something to him every Friday. Tell him the news from the online world, the games and conversations and articles he’s missing. Be as evil as you want. Include links he can’t click on, videos and music he can’t play, anecdotes he can’t respond to. Or, be nice, and send him a real letter, telling him what’s up. If you want him to respond, include your postal address. I can’t guarantee that he’ll write to you, but he’ll probably intend to, even if he doesn’t.

Poof!

If this is Monday, then I have enacted my super-evil genius mad plan of doom! Bwahaha! Soon, I shall have membership in the Evil League of Evil, and you shall all tremble before my–
Oh. Wrong note. Er. Whoops…

There is a plan, but it’s not that one (the above plan involves seventeen overripened strawberries, two pints of malt beer, and a kazoo, BUT THAT IS ALL I CAN REVEAL). This plan…is that I am going completely off the internet, off every corner and piece of it completely. Out of my e-mail, off blogs of all sorts. I won’t even see news or weather sites. I’ve got my wife changing the password on the router box so I can’t access there. I’ll lock myself out of all other avenues too. Completely gone.

For how long, you perhaps say? (Or perhaps you say “hooray! finally!” to which I reply “HMPH”) How long is until I have finished a novel. I’m sitting at the start of something like the nineteenth draft of The Neon God, which has been worked on, off and on amidst other projects, since 2001. I’m really sick of looking at it. I want it done. (That said, I’ve got a headful of ideas for my second draft of “The Nondescript” too, so who knows what I’ll wind up writing).

So, that’s how long. Until the book’s done. Then I’ll be back and around and useful. Or whatever it is I am. I don’t know how long it’ll be. Maybe I’ll write the book in two weeks and be back in no time. If I’m still gone at Christmas-time, er, then I really suck as a writer, that’s what!

Right. And off I go!

Free Drink Friday; What Day Is It?

This is all I have the capacity for today, so enjoy:

It’s a Brand New Day

Have you seen my keys to the brand new Austrailia?  I know they’re here somewhere . . .

If you’re bored

I mean, you know, if you have nothing else to do.

I suppose you could go to Dunesteef Audio Magazine.

And, I dunno, listen to a fantasty story by some shaggy author.

It’s called Into Silence, Like a Shout.

You know, just FYI. In case you’re bored.

Some days…

Some days you’re the bug. Some days you’re the windshield. Some days you’re both.

Free Drink Friday; Pass the Rum!

I had a long dialog all typed out, about the changing economy, the changing state of entertainment in general, the publishing industry compared to the music industry, and how it all relates or doesn’t relate to us as both Writers and Readers. I even outlined an idea that I’ve grown fond of, that others around the industry are quietly talking about, that could be the future of Publishing.

Then I remembered - no one ever wants to discuss it.  I’m not sure if it’s discomfort, taboo, denial, or what, but I’m too tired today to care. Maybe tired isn’t the right word - but I didn’t want to use Weary or Disconnected.

Actually today, Disconnected is a perfect description of my current state of mind.  I’m alone in the office today, and normally people would still be coming in and out asking for things, the phone would be ringing, and I’d still be busy - today, I’m not.  And I wasn’t yesterday, either.  It’s dead quiet in here, except for the music I’m playing, and I was getting a lot of writing done, until today.

Today I feel completely detached. Somewhere between lost inside my head and totally out of it. My WIP is coming to a close, and as per my norm, I’m in flip-out mode over it.  Seems whenever I reach the “almost ready to bring it all to a head” point, my brain begins a slow, oozing meltdown.

But this post isn’t about me.  It’s not even about anything serious, since no one likes those topics, obviously.  I’m just curious -

Have you ever become so engrossed in something, so completely absorbed and taken by it - be it a novel, a movie, a mood, a thought or idea - that you experience a total disconnect with the world around you?

Ever find yourself in a crowded room, with no consious awareness of what’s going on? Ever bring yourself out of that mental state and look around, feeling a bit lost like you’d just been on a long vacation and you’re the only one who doesn’t know what’s been going on?

Did you like it - or did it scare you, just a little?

Conversations: Where do you live again?

PETE: “Washington is so great,” says Kristine.

http://finance.yahoo.com/real-estate/article/105381/America%27s-Best-Places-to-Live-2008
Yeah, it’s all right, but it’s not the best place to live, like the town my wife went to school in last year, is it? ;-)

KRISTINE: What were their criteria? “People here got killed less by hurricanes, and the Pacific Northwest has - Oh God, RAIN!”

LORI: I’ve visited #3 often. Geoff and I often go there for dinner when I visit him. It’s right next door to where he lives.

KRISTINE: But can you kayak around whales there? Do you watch for cougar when you’re on the beach, or walking in the woods?

Hmm???

LORI: Some people would consider having to watch for a cougar while taking a walk a definite negative.

KRISTINE: Nah, just man-up, carry a big stick and a camera :D

LORI: Cougar vs. Human with Stick and Camera

My money would be on the cougar. ;-)

KRISTINE: But the one who finds the camera is gonna have some award winning shots :D

LORI: Oh. So you’re suggesting that we sacrifice Pete for some great artwork?

KRISTINE: Or Buffy and Saffron. Read the rest of this entry »

Reading Rainbow

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it here or not, but I’ve recently gone back to school, back to university. I figure, I’m not going to get any younger, and I would actually like to have a degree to my name. But beyond that, it was caused mostly by digging through a course catalog with my wife and exclaiming, incredulously, “Really? There’s a class where we can sit and just talk about the Lord of the Rings, and Beowulf? How cool!” and I did that often enough with enough classes that it just seemed like a good idea.

So I did it. I went back. Instead of writing this post, I should be stretched out on the couch, reading about rhetoric and thinking about what work I’m going to bring in as an example of rhetoric, on Tuesday (my money is on V for Vendetta, but I keep wavering away).  Anyway, point is, I should be reading.

That IS my point for this post, actually. And I’m getting there by degrees.

While we were talking about interesting classes they offered, my wife pointed out that they offer a forensics class, as well as mortuary courses. And I amused myself — and probably bothered her — for several minutes, wondering if there were dead bodies on the campus, and where they kept them. “In the cafeteria, probably. Here’s the coleslaw, and here’s the frozen pizza, and here’s Joe, and here’s the potatoes…” And I felt very hip, having made fun of school food. (It’s uncalled for. The food there is fantastic. Seriously, I eat better there than I do at home…)

One of the courses she mentioned was a single-semester course on Speed-Reading. She mentioned it in passing. It stuck in my head, and I stewed on it. It’s what I tend to do.

I’m a fast reader, the way it is. I always have been. I’ve slowed down a bit, in recent years, and I am perpetually frustrated by the sheer number of books that exist (and that I own) that I haven’t read yet but really want to. And adding to this those infomercials I’ve seen as a kid, where some guy sits across from the host and palms through a magazine as fast as he can, and then tells the host what he’s read about. I liked that idea.

I expounded my thoughts on the matter on my own personal blog, and then I expounded further in a comment to myself, which probably just indicates that I don’t have enough to do with my time. I won’t repeat my thoughts here. Here’s a link, if you’re interested.

What particularly caught my interest was, on a page during my speed-reading research, someone said something offhand for a second, and it made me think further. What I thought was this: If we are interested in running, we work to continually improve our stamina, our stride, we buy better shoes and we eat healthy and we improve. And if we are unhappy with our ability to type, then we take typing courses, and we buy keyboards that suit us better, and we generally work hard to improve our typing. As writers, we work to improve our skill, style, and all our tools. We strive to constantly improve our writing. So why is it that we don’t think, or attend to, our reading ability? Most of us stop gaining in reading speed when we are about twelve. The most we do is buy glasses as our eyes go bad. Why don’t we fight to improve our reading speed and ability?

Reading is as vital a part of being an author as writing is. You don’t have to be reading fiction, you don’t have to be reading the genre you might be working in…but you should be reading. It always baffles me when I meet people who write stories…but don’t like to read. Or don’t want to read. Or just don’t read. Mostly, what I find is that they aren’t interested in prose; they are using it as a way to make movies, or TV shows, without actually becoming filmmakers.

So…reading. I’ve started working hard on my reading skills. I’ve found a few exercises, which I’ll dig up again and provide links to, in a comment on this post. Things that work the eye  muscles. I’ve found some very simple techniques, and they’ve helped immeasurably (I run the capped tip of a pen along the line of text at a speed faster than I would otherwise read, and then I read at the speed of the pen moving. It feels like I’m just scanning. And yet, going back…the information is there, absorbed, as surely as it would have been otherwise.)

I’ve worked hard. It means I’m reading much faster than I was (it also means I gave myself a whopping headache the first day I tried). I’m continuing to work, to train, to get myself fit, to read faster and faster and retain whatever I can. I was thrilled to find it working, in the first place, and even more thrilled to find that it worked for fiction, too. There are still some works of fiction that I luxuriate inside of, and purposely won’t read at great speeds. But there are other works I would like to read, that a sort of accelerated-reading will enable me to.

I’ve got some Big Plans About Reading, all swirling around in my head. But I’m not going to mention them quite yet. I will, in the fullness of time. But not yet. And that, I’m afraid, is why this article feels like it stops without reaching a conclusion. Er. Sorry about that.

Free Drink Friday; Mirror Mirror

I’ve admitted this before - I watch Top Chef and Project Runway. But this isn’t about them, just about something one of the judges in Top Chef happened to say last season that made me think more about certain things.

So, if you’re at all familiar with the formats, you have contestants who are faced with a challenge every episode, and during the course of these challenges they sit in front of a camera one at a time and talk about the challenge, about each other, about themselves, etc. Most of the time they’re dissin’ on the competition or whining about the challenge. Loads of times they’re mocking the other people, mocking the judges, mocking the public in general.

It can be very telling. And I wonder sometimes if they realize how they’re coming across. And so did one of the judges last season when he was grilling the final group of contestants — who at the time were whining about how each of the OTHER ones had been acting in the kitchen — he looked at them and said “You realize these interviews are your opportunity to portray yourself as the professional Chef you all hope to be, don’t you? Is this really the image you want everyone to see when they think of you?”

That’s not a direct quote, by the way. I can’t confidently recall his exact words, but the meaning was clear - and it’s one I’ve been pondering myself more and more lately, and it’s what I would put to you if you’re reading this. (if you’re not reading this, feel free to skip to the bottom).

What image are YOU putting out there? On the internet, in blogs, in public. What image do you want your readers to have of you? What do you want them to think when they finish one of your novels and wonder what the author is like who could come up with such a brilliant piece of fiction?

If you’re flitting around the web, leaving pieces of yourself here, there, and everywhere, do you own your words? Are you being true to yourself and who you are, regardless of where you go or what you say?

Forget what your Mom might find while she’s hunting down recipes for brownies this holiday season — what about your potential fans?

How would you like them to see you?

Literal Foundations

I was, in my wanderings around on the internets, presented with this link. It’s an article by Ian Sales, on his blog. Go read it, because it’s what we’re going to be talking about today. I’m going to go make a cuppa, and then I’ll be waiting for you to get back.

All done? Right. Let’s get to it.

In his article, Ian Sales is rather against classic science fiction, for quite a number of reasons, very few of which wash for me. He points out that modern SF is obsessed with the past, declares that we shouldn’t hold up the classic stories (Stranger in a Strange Land, Foundation, Make Room! Make Room!, The Stars my Destination, etc) as, er, classics. We should not look to the bedrock of our genre, nay, we should look into the future. He declares that we, “we” being SF, are obsessed with the past and far too reverent of it. And then he goes on to declaim the stories on the basis of their plots, their writing styles, the inconsistencies…

…right.

It’s a fairly baffling article. I’m not outraged by it — although he suggests that we, across the internet, shall be as he slaughters the sacred cow. I guess if he’d done so, I might be, but he really didn’t. With respect to Mr. Sales, it feels more like standing on a soapbox and hollering ineffectually than actually putting the hammer to the cow, if you see what I mean.

Let’s get into it.

First, he suggests that it is a folly to present someone coming into SF with a copy of Foundation, or a copy of Nightfall (by Asimov, both of them), to present them with a collection, perhaps, of classic short stories edited by John Campbell. We shouldn’t do this, because it’s not representative of modern SF, it’s offensive to the reader, and the writing is poor.

They’re classics for a reason, and it’s generally not just mindless worship and awe. The thing about a book like Foundation is that it is undeniably readable. Is it clunky in places? Perhaps. Does it feel dated? Well yeah. (He suggests we treat these things like historical documents, and they are: they are a look at the future, as imagined in decades long past). But despite faults, they are readable stories that are compelling and exciting. They are packaged nicely in modern covers and frankly, if you are wet behind the ears and just coming into science fiction, I doubt that the first thing you’re aware of is that Foundation is an old story. I certainly wasn’t. I had been reading science fiction for a long time before I started paying attention to when these things had come out.

My other problem is the moment we take, in Ian Sales’ article, to deconstruct the story Nightfall by Isaac Asimov. We discuss how the writing is clunky, and feels like 1940’s America, how the twist is given away on the first page, and so on and so forth. This argument never works. Not ever. I remember watching all the extras, for example, on the Lord of the Rings DVDs where you have these authors and editors and literary critics pointing out all the flaws in the Lord of the Rings. All the things that were done in those books, by that nice Tolkien fellow, which are Not Done In Books. And yet, they are done. And generally, there is puzzlement about why the books worked.

You get the same thing with Harry Potter. The writing isn’t always top-notch. Occasionally it’s amateurish. So why on earth do they sell? Why on earth, with Asimov’s clunky writing (and it is, he had limitations and he was cheerful in admitting them) is he popular?

Because story trumps all, and readability has very little to do with things that are, or are not, To Be Done In Books. You cannot deny the flaws in Nightfall, and they are as Mr. Sales declares them. The trick is, you have to step past those and go “But as a reader, it’s a pretty kicking story.” And it’s true. It baffles the hell out of some writers and critics, some editors, but stories that are good stories…are good stories. It’s not being reverent, it’s having a little shiver.

(The other dangerous thing to do, and it bothers me when people do it, is to deconstruct a story and declare it Bad And Faulty, based on their personal tastes. If I dislike a book, and I have specific problems with it, that doesn’t necessarily make it a bad book. It just makes it a book that doesn’t work for me.)

The other problem I have with the article is that, although he gives us an example of how lousy these old time stories are, he gives us no examples on two topics. First: Mr. Sales does not suggest what books, of the modern range of SF, I should be recommending to new SF readers. If I do not recommend I, Robot, then what do I recommend in its stead? What is its modern equivalent as a gateway drug? If I do not recommend Ringworld, then what modern book do I suggest in its stead?

Second: Mr. Sales does not indicate where, and how, and in what ways we all seem to be obsessed with the past, with the classics of SF. And that’s the more troubling portion of the article, because it’s the whole basis for his stance. Where are we obsessing? I dearly love Asimov, Clarke, Heinlein, Ellison, Bradbury, and on and on. I adore the pulp era, I have books of short stories edited by John W. Campbell, jr. But mostly because I like to read them, for pleasure. I don’t gaze at them with stars in my eyes and go “I MUST BE HIM WHEN I GROW UP.” And frankly, I don’t see that many people who do. Mostly, people stand on the past. They stand on the classical literature, they stand on the bones. THey stand on the…foundation…but they don’t get down on their hands and knees and obsess with the details and textures in the surface.

Mostly, what I see in modern SF are books by people who, yes, probably did read the classics. But I rarely read books where it feels like the author is going “I must be just like him,” and mostly, they seem to be “I want to do what he did.” And that doesn’t mean write a book about the Foundation. That means write a book that matters, to someone else, the way Foundation mattered to him.

If anything, you see the body of copycatting and obsession in high fantasy, in the world where we are forever rehashing and detailing and expounding only on Tolkien. Where occasionally, someone will break off and do something else, something unique and exciting and when they do…well, they’re mostly not high fantasy anymore. They’re something else, some other place on the bookstore shelves.

I always find it worrying when someone has an opinion (which they are entitled to, just like I am entitled to refute*) and assumes that this opinion is actually just a fact of the world and should be accepted by all others, rather than just a personal opinion. If Mr. Sales worries along these lines, then he should see to it that he does not gaze sweetly at the past but strives only towards the future without looking back, and leave it at that. That’s fine. It gets dodgy when the suggestion changes instead to thinking that the fault lies with the past itself, more than anything else.

Personally, I think it’s a fine thing to give someone classic science fiction, partially because it gives you a mental foundation, and a mental toolbox, from which to approach modern works, some of which may not be quite so easily readable. By reading Asimov’s works, you are prepared for the fine books of Timothy Zahn, prepared for something like Mainspring by Jay Lake. By reading Michael Moorcock, I think you are prepared to read something like Towing Jehovah. By reading any of them, you come away with a set of tools and definitions and thoughts which will make it easier to get into Gregory Bendford, Gene Wolfe, Jack McDevitt, and so forth. They’re gateway drugs. And you don’t obsess with those, you move into a new world (of reading, not drugs, in case you thought the article shifted with that metaphor) and you blaze a trail as you go.

(A final thought: When does something become a historical document? Are the 20’s pulp stories historical documents of clumsy writing that we should not look back on? What about the work in the 40’s? 50’s? 60’s? Seventies and eighties and nineties? What is the threshhold, past which we do ourselves a disservice to look? Certainly, I don’t know.)

* My entitlement to refute, Lori Basiewicz will be happy with me pointing out, is not because of freedom of speech or lack of censorship against me. Nossir. My entitlement to refute is because of that great and important benefit of the internet, which is: I am forever just out of punching reach.